14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 07:34 Hello, witches and warlocks! I am J.K. Rowling, the creator of this fictional world, and I, therefore, wield the power to make you do whatever I wish! *cackles maniacally*
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 07:38 Let me demonstrate. *Pulls out a pen and paper* I will proceed to make Draco Malfoy dance the dance of the chickens. *The gathering of wizards look at her like she's a nutter whilst JK writes things down on her notepad.*
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 07:40 *All of a sudden, Malfoy starts to do the chicken dance. He panics and tries to stop, but fails. Many from the crowd rush to his aid, but nothing they do can stop him from dancing the dance of the chickens. J.K. Rowling laughs.*
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 07:42 *A man in the crowd shouts* She's a witch! Burn her! *Everyone turns to cast him a look* Oh, right. Nevermind...
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 07:57 *J.K. Rowling turns to her next victim* Oh, hello there Hermione Granger! *J.K. grins menacingly and Hermione fears what will happen next. J.K. scribbles some more things down on her notepad.*
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 08:01 *The people clear away from Hermione, almost as if she had the plague. They wait and wait, eyes transfixed upon the girl. Then, Professor McGonagall starts to walk towards her, but in a way where she looks like she's trying to resist the action. She stops
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 08:04 in front of her.* Hermione Granger, you are hereby expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. *Hermione gasps and runs away from the scene.*
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 08:11 *By this point, all the people are running around like chickens with their heads cut off in panic. J.K. smiles and searches for more victims, stopping to write things down every so often. Finally, she looks up to see the one and only Harry Potter in the
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 08:14 midst of the chaos and her grin deepens. She calls out, enunciating each syllable for effect.* HARRY POTTER! *Everyone stops to look at her and Harry looks like he's about to wet his pants. J.K. continues.*
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 08:17 Harry Potter, how I have just the perfect thing for you. *She begins to slowly etch the words onto the paper as if in slow motion with the crowd looking on, dreading what fate was about to befall the poor boy.
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 08:22 J.K. Rowling was about to finish the sentence, but then bursting out of the forest came a woman who looked exactly like J.K. Rowling riding a horse with Hermione Granger in the back. The J.K. look-alike jumped off her horse and walked over to the other
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 08:27 J.K. Rowling, snatching the notebook out of her hands.* I'll take that. *The other J.K. tried to run, but Hermione had joined her and quickly used a spell to petrify her. The crowd, rather confused at the sudden appearance of another J.K. Rowling looked
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 08:33 on for an explanation. The look-alike J.K. Rowling spoke.* I am the real J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series. This woman, *She pointed to the petrified J.K.* is a fake. *The real J.K. Rowling unmasked the fake, revealing underneath Stephanie
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 08:39 Meyer, author of the Twilight Saga. The crowd gasped and the real J.K. continued.* Mrs. Meyer here had grown sick and tired of her books being bashed by fans of my books talking about how Harry Potter is indeed better than Twilight, so she decided to take
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 08:43 matters into her own hands. She disguised herself as me, with the intent of sabotaging the Harry Potter series by making it so ridiculous, no one would ever want to read it again. Thankfully, little Miss Granger here had the good sense to come to me when
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 08:47 she noticed something was fishy with my look-alike, *She smiles at Hermione.* otherwise things could have been a whole lot worse. Anyways... *J.K. Rowling crosses out everything on the notepad, and everything goes back to normal.* There. Everything's
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 08:54 fixed. I better be going now with Mrs. Meyer. Goodbye! *There is a puff of smoke and then she vanishes along with Stephanie. The crowd, now back to normal, applauds and then begins to head back to business. But then they look up and they see a giant 1950s
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 09:00 police box plummeting down towards them out of the sky. People scramble to get away from it as it hits the ground. Everyone watches the police box with extra caution, a bit traumatized by their last experience. Harry Potter, like an impulsive idiot, goes
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 09:04 up to the doors of the box and knocks. A second passes, three more, five more and then the door creaks open to reveal a tall man in a brown trench coat, suit, and converse with sticky-uppy brown hair. He looks down at Harry and stands there for a moment
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 09:10 in shock. A woman of about twenty with shoulder length blonde hair and brown eyes comes up behind him.* What are you looking at? *She asks. Then she looks down and notices Harry.* Doctor, is that... Harry Potter? *The man responds* Rose, I think we're in
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 09:16 an alternate universe. *Queue the Doctor Who theme.*
14>Just Kidding Rowling(I'm Useless )0 jk ^), N/A ans
2017,Jul.13 09:20 (Look up the Doctor Who theme. (The Tennant Era one) It's like, seriously awesome. Oh, and yes. I am a complete nerd.)
9>Luna Lovegood(student), 14 ans
2017,Sep.24 03:15 Acheter Wand (x 1)
9>Luna Lovegood(student), 14 ans
2017,Sep.24 03:15 Acheter School robes (x 3)
9>Luna Lovegood(student), 14 ans
2017,Sep.24 03:15 Acheter Flying robes (x 1)
9>Luna Lovegood(student), 14 ans
2017,Sep.24 03:15 Acheter Potion stuff (x 5)
9>Luna Lovegood(student), 14 ans
2017,Sep.24 03:16 Tirer au sort un objet... Résultat=All school
9>Luna Lovegood(student), 14 ans
2017,Sep.24 03:16 Tirer au sort un objet... Résultat=School robes
9>Luna Lovegood(student), 14 ans
2017,Sep.24 03:16 I love Doctor Who too!
9>Luna Lovegood(student), 14 ans
2017,Sep.24 03:17 P.S I am in Griffindor
10>Ginny Weasley(Witch), 11 ans
2018,Jan.26 04:21 Acheter Wand (x 1)
10>Ginny Weasley(Witch), 11 ans
2018,Jan.26 04:21 Tirer au sort un objet... Résultat=All school
10>Ginny Weasley(Witch), 11 ans
2018,Jan.26 04:21 Tirer au sort un objet... Résultat=School robes
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