| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:04 Welcome to Sitcom Roleplay! |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:08 OK, so first of all, it's recommended you play as someone who lives in the apartment building. CEOs only appear now and then and are usually the bosses of the main characters. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:08 [XD Really, Jack? Gerald King?! I'm cracking up already...] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:09 If you play as someone ages 17-25, please make them either college students who are friends of the main characters or young people looking for jobs who bump into and befriend the main characters. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:09 People ages 26-46 are often the main characters. 47-77 are often CEOs or parents/older relatives of the main characters. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:10 I'm not enforcing this, but these are just recommendations. |
| 2>Stephen King (CEO of Muffins Inc), 46yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:10 (I changed it to Stephen) |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:10 If you create a main character, you need to buy an Apartment as well as some other goods you need (food, drinks, clothing, a car, etc.). |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:10 [I liked Gerald, but Stephen's fine.] |
| 2>Stephen King (CEO of Muffins Inc), 46yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:10 (Can I keep Stephen a CEO even though he's 46?) |
| 2>Stephen King (CEO of Muffins Inc), 46yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:11 (I'll create another funny name soon) |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:12 (Here's my character: Matt, he has blonde hair, blue eyes, a bit of acne going on, always wears khakis and a bit of a nerdy guy. Is working on becoming a grad student. ) |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:12 (In his free time, he enjoys watching golf all day long, on TV.) |
| 16>Amelia Stark (Job Hater), 26yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:13 (Amelia is my next character. She has golden hair, blue eyes, and always wears a navy blue sweater. Likes to rant about her job and stuff, since it isn't the best. ) |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:14 Thanks for joining! |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:14 @ Jack:Sure. The age of 46 is fine. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:15 [Gerald Dung:Head of GD Inc. (some big company that makes electronic stuff-toasters, TVs, etc.-kind of like GE except worse and more comedic).] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:16 [Has slightly graying black hair, a little bit of a wrinkly face, olive skin, and brown eyes. Wears fancy suits all the time. His name triggers potty humor all the time, which drives him nuts.] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:16 [Note that some of the main characters can work for GD or Muffins Inc.] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:16 [Gerald is a friend of Stephen King, but is unaware that Stephen, like many others, is backbiting him and cracking lots of dung-related jokes all the time.] |
| 2>Stephen King (CEO of Muffins Inc), 46yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:17 (Stephen King: CEO of Muffin Inc, which basically has typical offices, but they raise money for events and hire anyone with experience.) |
| 2>Stephen King (CEO of Muffins Inc), 46yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:18 (Has black hair with white growing in, brown eyes, always wearing tuxedos even on dress down days, people think of him as Steven King, but he's not) |
| 15>Mike Giesel (College student), 21yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:19 [Pinak:A typical college student who befriends the main characters and likes to help them out. Has a little job at a grochery store, but is aiming to get a good job at GD.] |
| 15>Mike Giesel (College student), 21yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:19 [Looks like Pi from Life of Pi and often wears casual T-shirts and jeans.] |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:20 (Ryan: Has Blonde Hair, Brown eyes, always wearing button down shirts and jeans, is thinking about working for GD inc and also Muffin Inc.) |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:21 (Very intelligent, funny, and always cracks up jokes when needed.) |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:22 [James:A little bit based on Jerry Seinfeld, but isn't a comedian-just more of an ordinary guy who is good at cracking jokes. Specifically likes to make fun of Dung.] |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:22 [Usually wears black pants and sweaters the color of this slot. Has wavy black hair and light blue-green eyes.] |
| 13>Angelica Rose (Works for GD Inc), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:25 Anglica Rose: A little bit like Eileen |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:26 [James works at a company that makes food. It isn't Muffin Inc., though-the one he works for makes boxed dinners.] |
| 13>Angelica Rose (Works for GD Inc), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:26 Anglica Rose: Has longish blond hair, green eyes, always wears blouses, button down shirts and skirts) |
| 13>Angelica Rose (Works for GD Inc), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:26 (Ignore the top part!) |
| 13>Angelica Rose (Works for GD Inc), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:28 (She and Stephen make fun of Gerald behind his back and she secretly finds him to be a terrible boss, also very intelligent, snotty and funny) |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:28 [Humphrey:An unemployed fat guy who used to be a trucker. Now sits around, watches sports, and eats like a hog in the apartment next to James. Has a few relatives that he gets money off of, but still has trouble and is still in debt.] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:30 [Actually, I deleted Pinak. I don't want him anymore.] |
| 13>Angelica Rose (Works for GD Inc), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:31 (I might create one more and that's it) |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:32 [OK. Anyway, Humphrey wears boxer shorts and a white shirt that hasn't really been cleaned in months. His apartment also is very messy and crappy.] |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:34 [Kevin Meyers:Slightly based on Kramer from Seinfeld. Is more of a main character than a CEO. Has sort of a weird wardrobe and mismatched suits. XD Usually wears a greenish suit that is the color of this slot.] |
| 16>Amelia Stark (Job Hater), 26yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:34 (Haha, great characters so far!) |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:35 [Has been trying to found Meyers, Inc. and get it going. It's basically a random, tiny "corporation" which includes a CEO (Kevin himself), a few employees (a few college students), and a secretary (some dumb blonde college student).] |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:35 [He basically looks like Kramer except with a bad wardrobe.] |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:36 [Meyers Inc. is supposed to invent and build random things for other corporations to use, but so far all their inventions have flunked.] |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:36 [Is also crazy (in a good, funny way).] |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:36 [Ends up in whacky but hilarious situations all the time.] |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:37 [Feel free to make more characters. I notice we have a lot of 20 and 40 year-olds, so I encourage you guys to make some 30 year-olds.] |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:39 [My last character:Anne Fielders, a worker at GD. Has short brown hair that goes down to her shoulders and gray eyes. Is sort of ordinary, and often agrees with Angelica and Stephen that Dung sort of su cks and his name triggers great jokes.] |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:40 [She also dislikes Angelica for her snottiness (although overall the two sometimes get along) and is often freaked out by the weird situations some of the others get in (e.g. Kevin and Humphrey's situations).] |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:40 [She usually wears dark gray suits with white T-shirts, although occasionally she dons some dark gray dresses or even some more colorful things on other occasions.] |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:41 [Has had a few affairs with James but eventually they just became friends.] |
| 4>Hillary Muffins (Works at Muffin Inc.), 36yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:41 (Hillary: She looks a lot like Elaine from Seinfeld, dresses casual most of the time and always tries to impress new co-workers.) |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:42 [Oh, and Humphrey's name is a parody on "Humphrey Bogart." XD] |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:42 [OK, looks like both me and Jack have reached our limits on characters. Want to make any more characters, Paige and Joan?] |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:43 [Oh, and although you don't have to do this, it's recommended your characters have last names. Younger characters can go mostly by their first name, though.] |
| 9>Kenn Summers (GD Employee), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:43 (Kenn Summers, a GD employee. Always wears a suit and bowtie, never a tie. Has wild red, Willy Wonka-like hair. Is always energetic, thus living off of 5 Hour Energy all the time.) |
| 4>Hillary Muffins (Works at Muffin Inc.), 36yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:43 (Gets along great with Anne, but knows Stephen has a crush on her. Is very funny, outgoing, and cracks jokes about everyone) |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:43 [Mind if Matt is one of Kevin's Meyers Inc. employees?] |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:44 [Kenn Summers. Oh nooo. X'D I'm lovin' that character already!!] |
| 9>Kenn Summers (GD Employee), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:44 (Sure, why not.) |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:45 [So far we have the poop CEO, the muffin CEO, the crazy CEO, the college student, the job hater, the funny but normal-ish guy, the normal girl, the hyper dude, the fat dude, and a few Elaine-like girls.] |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:45 [Or make that two college students.] |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:45 [This is gonna be AWESOME!!!!!] |
| 9>Kenn Summers (GD Employee), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:46 (Yes!) |
| 4>Hillary Muffins (Works at Muffin Inc.), 36yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:47 (Ryan is the better college student) |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:47 [Who's ready to start?! :D Or do Paige and Joan need to create more characters?] |
| 4>Hillary Muffins (Works at Muffin Inc.), 36yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:49 (Oh sorry I haven't been on Divergent lately, can really only be on one Roleplay each night.) |
| 4>Hillary Muffins (Works at Muffin Inc.), 36yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:49 (And I'm ready!!!) |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:50 [It's fine!] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:50 [We'll have to start tomorrow...I have to go. It's getting late.] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:50 [gtg! *offline* I'll come back tomorrow, around the fixed times! I might be late.] |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:51 (Ok!) |
| 9>Kenn Summers (GD Employee), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.22 04:52 (Bye!) |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Mar.22 05:29 (I'm changing Matt's name to Mark.) |
| 7>Natalie Ross (Employee), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.22 05:41 (One last character, Natalie Ross. She is a faithful employee of Muffin Inc. and is known for dating a lot of guys and ditching them. Wears a brown leather coat and jeans, looks sort of like Black Widow in The Avengers.) |
| 7>Natalie Ross (Employee), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.22 05:41 (Openly bashes GD after having to return several purchases of theirs.) |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 16:04 [Awesome characters! I believe we're good to go!] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 16:05 [Oh, and one last thing:Humphrey looks sort of like Newman from Seinfeld-fat, wears glasses, etc. However, Humphrey's kind of more..."low." XD] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 16:07 [So anyway, in this roleplay Missions are known as Episodes. Each one has a specific main plot (e.g. Humphrey finally gets a job, Kevin tries out a new invention, or something else). |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 16:07 *] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 16:08 [They also have a few "sub plots" which include little situations the other main characters are in. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 16:08 *] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 16:08 [Ugh...that's the second time I forgot to type in the other bracket... >.< ] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 16:09 [Anyway, we'll start our first episode. Here is the name and the plot...] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 16:10 Episode #1:The Movement:After breaking up with Anne, James moves from one shabby apartment in Chicago to a slightly better one in order to live closer to work. Unfortunately, Anne has done the same thing and soon the two realize they're living in the same |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 16:11 apartment building. Meanwhile, James and Anne meet their new "neighbors" and some of their neighbors' bosses and friends-and both of them are somewhat freaked out by a few of their neighbors' odd behavior. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 16:11 Throughout the episode, James and Anne repeatedly meet various main characters as well as bump into each other. In the end, James, Anne, and a few of their new friends are hanging out in James' apartment when the two start to fight. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 16:13 While some of the neighbors find the fight hilarious for some reason, a few others know that it's time to go. James and Anne eventually stop arguing and decide to just be friends. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.22 16:13 The episode ends where Anne returns to her apartment and some of the neighbors make a few funny comments about the fight. |
| Player 11 | 2015,Mar.22 20:30 (here are my character contributions real quick...first off, Todd Westerfield!) |
| Player 11 | 2015,Mar.22 20:33 (he's a college drop out who is sort of trying to find where he belongs in the world. He has big dreams, but doesn't really know how to begin them. He has long brown hair, and dark brown eyes. He's very sloppy, but also very creative, and hates having |
| Player 11 | 2015,Mar.22 20:34 to work hard. He currently works at a McDonalds as a cashier, and really likes working there too.) |
| Player 20 | 2015,Mar.22 20:35 (and, Penny Brookes. Penny is a college student who loves to be at school, and is in fact trying to become a teacher later in life. She enjoys being on her own away from family, but does secretly miss her family as well. She has blonde hair, blue eyes, |
| Player 20 | 2015,Mar.22 20:35 and red glasses) |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Mar.22 23:00 (Another fact about Mark: he plays football for a really low-key college team.) |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.23 00:01 [@ Izzy:Thanks for joining! Mind putting "College Student" in Penny's slot and "McDonalds Employee" (don't include the " ' " in "McDonald's";that makes the computer do weird things) in Todd's?] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.23 00:01 [Episode #1 begins...NOW!] |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.23 00:03 *is waiting in his apartment**finally, the movers arrive and start bringing his stuff into his apartment* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.23 00:03 *is talking with Ryan, Angelica, Kenn, Hillary, and Amelia when he stumbles into James' apartment**looks around like "WTH?!"* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.23 00:04 Oh...uh...sorry, wrong apartment. By the way, I'm Kevin Meyers, head of Meyers Inc. *shakes hands with James* James:I'm James McKenzie. Kevin:You new here? James:Yeah. |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.23 00:04 I guess we're living across from each other, then. *quickly introduces James to Ryan, Angelica, Kenn, Hillary, and Amelia* Would you like to join us in my apartment? James:No thanks...I'm busy right now. Kevin:OK. |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.23 00:07 [Oh, one more thing-all characters except for the CEOs (note that Meyers is an exception) must buy Apartments.] |
| 9>Kenn Summers (GD Employee), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.23 03:17 *is in a "silently hyper" mood- meaning he's pretty hyper and it's obvious, but then again not so obvious* It's great to meet you!!! |
| 16>Amelia Stark (Job Hater), 26yo. | 2015,Mar.23 03:18 *glances at Kenn, irritated* *thinks:* Can you just shut up for once?! |
| 9>Kenn Summers (GD Employee), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.23 03:19 *blabbers on about his job, talking about how he's making commercials for GD and stuff* |
| 9>Kenn Summers (GD Employee), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.23 03:20 Buying Apartment (x 1) |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Mar.23 03:21 Buying Apartment (x 1) |
| 7>Natalie Ross (Employee), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.23 03:21 Buying Apartment (x 1) |
| 16>Amelia Stark (Job Hater), 26yo. | 2015,Mar.23 03:22 Buying Apartment (x 1) |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.23 03:24 [Hi!] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.23 03:24 [I'll be on TT, WB, and Divergent!] |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Mar.23 03:24 (Ok!) |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Mar.23 03:59 Buying Apartment (x 1) |
| 13>Angelica Rose (Works for GD Inc), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.23 04:00 Buying Apartment (x 1) |
| 4>Hillary Muffins (Works at Muffin Inc.), 36yo. | 2015,Mar.23 04:00 Buying Apartment (x 1) |
| 15>Mike Giesel (College student), 21yo. | 2015,Mar.23 22:45 (Mike Giesel: is a college student. Has reddish hair, and hazel eyes. Is sort of short, maybe "fun-sized", but athletic. Is Mark's best friend.) |
| 15>Mike Giesel (College student), 21yo. | 2015,Mar.23 22:45 (Works at Meyers Inc.) |
| 19>Rob Stoew (Substitute teacher), 54yo. | 2015,Mar.23 22:48 (Rob Stoew: is a substitute teacher living in the suburbs of Chicago, works in an inner city school mainly. Thinks the key to greatness is to be cool and relatable, but is nevertheless hated by his students.) |
| 19>Rob Stoew (Substitute teacher), 54yo. | 2015,Mar.23 22:49 (Has curly gray/brown hair, wears 80s-style glasses, and is commonly seen wearing dress clothes.) |
| 5>Ashley Watson (College student), 21-22yo. | 2015,Mar.23 22:50 (Ashley Watson, another college student. Has long blonde hair and big blue eyes. Is usually wearing casual clothes, like a hoodie. Is always broke, and in need of a job.) |
| 5>Ashley Watson (College student), 21-22yo. | 2015,Mar.23 22:50 (Despite this, she remains optimistic about everything.) |
| 10>Barb Piper (Retiree), 56yo. | 2015,Mar.24 02:45 (Barb Piper is a retiree who lives in a suburban apartment on a road that mostly consists of businesses. Barb is extremely fat, is known to insult herself, loves classic novels, sings like an opera singer, and likes to be in- is taking a class on taking |
| 10>Barb Piper (Retiree), 56yo. | 2015,Mar.24 02:47 selfies. She can be wise, but that usually doesn't show because she's really dim-witted and stupid. Is known to go on Facebook, feast, and watch TV in her free time.) |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:34 [Thanks for joining!] |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:35 Buying Apartment (x 1) |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:35 Buying Apartment (x 1) |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:35 Buying Apartment (x 1) |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:36 Buying Apartment (x 1) |
| 15>Mike Giesel (College student), 21yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:36 Buying Apartment (x 1) |
| 5>Ashley Watson (College student), 21-22yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:36 Buying Apartment (x 1) |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:36 *decides to invite everyone he knows-plus some of their bosses-to a party tomorrow night so that he might pick up more employees* |
| 19>Rob Stoew (Substitute teacher), 54yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:36 Buying Apartment (x 1) |
| 10>Barb Piper (Retiree), 56yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:37 Buying Apartment (x 1) |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:39 ~LATER...~*James is meanwhile arranging some stuff when he sees Anne at his doorway* James:Oh, hi Anne! I...didn't realize- Anne:That I'm moving into the same apartment building as you are? James:Yeah... |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:40 Well, I came to return something that is yours. James:What is it? Anne:This. *throws an old, green, stinky sock at James* James:Augh!! My...sock?! What happened to it?! |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:41 It got mixed up with the stuff in the composter at my old home. The laundry couldn't get it out, and it made it so that you have to wear a mask if you go into the closet, so I decided to return it. |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:41 James:How'd it-?! Anne:You left it at my home when we broke up, remember? James:Oh, yeah... Anne:By the way-I'd recommend keeping it somewhere outside your apartment. It may make it uninhabitable. |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:42 *wakes away to her apartment* James:Eugh... *drops the sock, wincing* |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:42 ~LATER...~ *everyone-including the CEOs-have been invited to Meyers' place* |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:42 *has |
| 9>Kenn Summers (GD Employee), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:43 *is drunk on 5-Hour Energy* *runs around the house crazily* |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:45 [XD This is reminding me of the episode of the Big Bang Theory where Sheldon drinks coffee, gets hyper, dresses up like the Flash, and says to Penny, "I'll be back...BEFORE THIS BANANA HITS THE GROUND!! *drops a banana and runs away*ZOOM!! ZOOM!! ZOOM!!"] |
| 7>Natalie Ross (Employee), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:45 *stands around by the refreshment table* *Kenn runs into it, sending food flying* That was real graceful. *rolls eyes* |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:46 *she, Amelia, and Angelica are splattered with food* Humphrey:*laughs and points at the three* Angelica:Oh, shut up!! *throws food in Humphrey's face* |
| 16>Amelia Stark (Job Hater), 26yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:47 *irritably wipes guacamole sauce off of her face* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:48 *comes in and sees Amelia**suddenly inspired* Hey...is dying your face green a new trend? *looks thoughtful* |
| 10>Barb Piper (Retiree), 56yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:48 *gawks over the party* Ooo, it's so festive here!! *gets on someone's face* You HAVE to try that green sauce with tortilla chips! It's heaven!! |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:48 *slapped so hard that he is sent flying over the couch**screams and a bonk is heard* |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:49 *bounces Barb away with his big belly* GET OUTTA MY FACE!!!!! |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:49 *yells to Amelia:* REALLY!! IT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA!! |
| 10>Barb Piper (Retiree), 56yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:49 *Kenn runs right into her, but basically deflects due to the layers of fat* *shrieks* Yeeee!!! |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:50 *comes in and sees the mayhem**stands around awkwardly* |
| 16>Amelia Stark (Job Hater), 26yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:50 *smiles* I'm afraid not. |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:50 Okayyy...so...wrong...apartment...??! *backs away out the door sloooowlyyyy* |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:51 Kevin:Jaaames!! Hey, join the party! *gets up and drags James back into the apartment* |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:51 *sees Anne* Um...well, I shouldn't really be here-I have work to do- Kevin:No no no, stay awhile! Enjoy yourself! |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:51 *sips Coke casually, Mike and their friend Ashley at his side* *watches Barb in annoyance* |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:51 Kevin:Oh-have you ever thought of dying your face green? James:Well...no... Kevin:Maybe you should try it sometime. I will! |
| 15>Mike Giesel (College student), 21yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:52 Is it just me, or is this place crazy? |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:52 Nope, it's just you, Mikey. Just kidding. |
| 5>Ashley Watson (College student), 21-22yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:53 *laughs with uncertainty* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:54 Heyyyy Aaaanne! *drags James over to Anne* Anne-James McKenzie, James-Anne Fielders! *makes them shake hands* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:54 Anne:Hi...again. James:*smiles awkwardly* Kevin:Oh, so you've met before? James:Yeah. Anne:We know each other too well... |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:54 *comes out of the kitchen, wheezing and clutching his chest like he's having a heart attack**everyone quickly comes over to him, concerned* |
| 19>Rob Stoew (Substitute teacher), 54yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:55 Dying your face green?! Who's ever heard of THAT?! *laughs idiotically*' |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:55 Mike:Humphrey!! Kevin:Humphrey, what is it?! Be serious now...stroke? Heart attack...?! Humphrey:*wheezing* No...no!! |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:56 None of that... Kevin:Then what is it?! *suspense* |
| 7>Natalie Ross (Employee), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:56 *frowns in concern* What's wrong with Bogey? |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:56 WE'RE ALL OUT OF BEER!!!!! *stumbles over to the couch, wailing* |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:57 + 15 Hilariousness points to Humphrey Bugbutt |
| 9>Kenn Summers (GD Employee), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:57 *staggers over, revealing a canister of 5-Hour Energy* This should tide you over!!! Until then!! |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:57 *sighs* This is absurd! James:*recognizes Gerald Dung;he'd know him anywhere, since he's well-known in Chicago* Your NAME is absurd!! |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:58 *facepalms* Oh. My. Gosh... |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:59 I'm surrounded by weirdos!! *everyone gives her a look* No...offense... |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:59 *has to urge to leave so he can just watch March Madness all night long* |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:59 [gtg! *offline* I'll come back tomorrow, around the fixed times! I might be late.] |
| 19>Rob Stoew (Substitute teacher), 54yo. | 2015,Mar.24 03:59 (Bye!) |
| 19>Rob Stoew (Substitute teacher), 54yo. | 2015,Mar.24 04:00 *laughs, pointing his finger* HAHAHA!! Look who it is- ol' Dung Butt!! Did you wipe that Dung outta your butt?! *laughs* |
| 15>Mike Giesel (College student), 21yo. | 2015,Mar.24 04:01 Heh heh...heh...*gives Stoew a confused sideways glance* |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Mar.24 04:01 Where is Stephen King, Dung bell? |
| 5>Ashley Watson (College student), 21-22yo. | 2015,Mar.24 04:02 Now that I think of it, that guy looks familiar. Mark: Mr. Stoew? Ashley: Yeah, him. I think we had him as a sub in senior year. |
| 13>Angelica Rose (Works for GD Inc), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.24 04:03 You know where he is Ryan? Drinking a lot of beer! |
| 15>Mike Giesel (College student), 21yo. | 2015,Mar.24 04:03 Yeah. Actually, I'm pretty certain it was him. *grimaces* What a weeeirrrdo. |
| 4>Hillary Muffins (Works at Muffin Inc.), 36yo. | 2015,Mar.24 04:04 RYANS JUST JEALOUS CAUSE HE GOT MORE GIRLFRIENSS! |
| 16>Amelia Stark (Job Hater), 26yo. | 2015,Mar.24 04:04 Ryan looted all the beer?! Seriously?... |
| 4>Hillary Muffins (Works at Muffin Inc.), 36yo. | 2015,Mar.24 04:04 *Girlfriends* |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Mar.24 04:05 No! I don't drink beer! |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Mar.24 04:07 Hillary: *Throws some in his face, now you do* |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Mar.24 04:09 *sighs* Someone's lying. |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Mar.24 04:10 *Looks angry* |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Mar.24 04:14 *Grabs a can of coke* |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.24 22:44 *opens a can of beer* Ahhh... *takes a sip when Humphrey yells "MINE!!!!" and charges at him**makes an inhuman scream as he is tackled and smushed* |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.24 22:44 *sits on Dung and drinks the beer* :D :d |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.24 22:45 Angelica:Hey Humphrey! It looks like you're sitting on a milk dud! |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.24 22:46 >___________< MMPH MPH MPPH MMPPHH!!!!! (Subtitles:SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP YOU IMBECILES!!!!!!!) |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.24 22:47 Hey Humphrey, maybe you soiled yourself. I see Dung under you! Humphrey:*cracks up and chokes on his beer**releases a huge fart* |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.24 22:47 Dung:*screams and then falls silent* |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.24 22:48 Uh...Humphrey, maybe you should dismount him...? Humphrey:Who? Oh, yeah... *gets off Dung* Anne:Gerald Dung...? *everyone goes around him* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.24 22:48 Oh my god...he's not breathing!! |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.24 22:49 Well we better take him to the emergency room!! |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.24 22:49 Humphrey:Go ahead. I'll catch up! *continues drinking beer* |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.24 22:49 ~LATER...~ *Dung wakes up in the hospital* |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.24 22:50 Where...where am I...? Nurse:In the (so-and-so) hospital, Mr. Dung. Dung:What happened?? Nurse:You breathed in too much toxic gas and fainted. You'll be alright. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.24 22:50 Nurse:By the way, you have some visitors. Would you like to see them? Dung:Well...sure. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.24 22:51 Nurse:*nods and opens the door**everyone comes in at once**Humphrey and Barb get stuck in the door and have to be pushed/pulled through* |
| 10>Barb Piper (Retiree), 56yo. | 2015,Mar.25 02:37 Ooo...sorry bout that...*laughs, feeling pretty guilty* Someone: Don't worry Barb. You'll lose that weight. |
| 10>Barb Piper (Retiree), 56yo. | 2015,Mar.25 02:38 Eh heh heh heh...yeah... |
| 9>Kenn Summers (GD Employee), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.25 02:39 *is the only one who looks truly emotional* Gerry, my friend! Are you okay? |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Mar.25 02:40 Um- we brought you something...*pulls out an ice cold Sam Adams winter lager or something (aka beer)* |
| 2>Stephen King (CEO of Muffins Inc), 46yo. | 2015,Mar.25 02:41 *Walks into the hospital room casually* Hey Gerald! |
| 2>Stephen King (CEO of Muffins Inc), 46yo. | 2015,Mar.25 02:41 Hillary: Oh great... Steven King is here... |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.25 18:19 Thank you, thank you...! *is about to take the beer when Humphrey grabs it and drinks it* |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.25 18:19 *sighs* Again...?! |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.25 18:20 So, how ya doing, Dungy? Dung:"Dungy?" James:Yeah, how ya doing, Dung Beetle? Dung:"Dung Beet"-ugh, this is absurd!! Get OUT!! I don't want to see anyone-GET OUT!!! |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.25 18:21 *some nurses come in and "escort" the characters out of the hospital* |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.25 18:21 You pushed it too far, James... James:What? I was just cracking a few jokes... Anne:What do you think you are, anyway? A comedian?! |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.25 18:22 James:Yeah, well- Anne:You never listened to me, anyway. You just- Anne+James:*nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag...* |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.25 18:22 *watching everything like it's a TV show**laughing his head off* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Mar.25 18:23 Hey, quit it, quit it! |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.25 18:23 ...This is EXACTLY the type of thing that caused us to break up!! |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.25 18:23 *silence* |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Mar.25 18:23 *sighs* I know...and I'm sorry. Really, I am. Anne:Alright. *she and James hug each other briefly* |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.25 18:24 Let's go home. *she and james start heading back to the apartment building they live in* |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.25 18:24 *meanwhile, he and the others begin to make funny comments about the argument* |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.25 18:25 I loved that!! Kevin:You know, Mark...if you brought that camera of yours, maybe you should make a movie! I can see it now..."Meyers, Inc. Movies!" |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.25 18:25 Someone:Ugh, FORGET IT Kevin! Kevin:You can't ruin my dreams! |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.25 18:25 Kevin:*Mark gives him a look**clears his throat* Ahem, OUR dreams! |
| 7>Natalie Ross (Employee), 30yo. | 2015,Mar.26 01:49 *laughs* I wonder if it would even be close to getting to a movie theater. |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Mar.26 01:49 Haha, yeah. If it would, that would be hilarious.... |
| 15>Mike Giesel (College student), 21yo. | 2015,Mar.26 01:50 *jokes* With your poor camera skills? |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Mar.26 01:51 Hey, you can't even use a camera without keeping it out of focus and shaking it around! *has an argument about recording stuff with Mike* |
| 10>Barb Piper (Retiree), 56yo. | 2015,Mar.26 01:53 BOYS!! Break it up! *pulls Mark and Mike away from each other* Geez, you're just like me and my twin when we were younger...whom I affectionately call Evil Twin... |
| 5>Ashley Watson (College student), 21-22yo. | 2015,Mar.26 01:53 *laughs, almost in disbelief* Evil Twin?!... |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Mar.26 02:35 *Walks back to his apartment* |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.26 16:25 I have a sibling myself...he's my older brother. He makes me look skinny and handsome. The Others:O.o *freaked out* |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.26 16:26 Of course, I already AM skinny and handsome... *flexes his muscles-ahem-flab* |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.26 16:26 *some of the others start leaving XD* |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.26 16:26 *correction, everyone else starts leaving* |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Mar.26 16:26 HEY!! WAIT!! I WASN'T DONE YET!!! *runs after the others, his fat bouncing* |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.26 16:27 + 5 Hilariousness points to Humphrey Bugbutt |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.26 16:27 + 10 Hilariousness points to Barb Piper |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.26 16:27 ~END OF EPISODE #1!~ |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.26 16:28 Well, that wraps up Episode #1:The Movement! (Which, by the way, is a joke in itself if you know that the other definition for "movement" is. XD) |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.26 16:29 Now it's time for Episode #2:Meyers on Fire! |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.26 16:29 Plot Summary:Meyers and Mark get together and try out making a "mini stove"-an itty bitty powerful oven made for making small things-like small pies, etc.-in a matter of minutes. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.26 16:30 The only problem is that the mini stove-as well as part of Meyers' apartment-blows up. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.26 16:31 Meyers fires Mark because the mini stove idea was actually Mark's, and an unhappy Mark goes around, trying to get a new job. However, he keeps bumping into people who make fun of him for looking so nerdy and having lots of zits-and, those people won't |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.26 16:32 give him a job, either. Meanwhile, Meyers finds that he needs Mark but still refuses to offer him a job back in Meyers, Inc. Finally, some of the others advise Meyers and get him to give Mark his job back. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.26 16:32 But when Mark comes up with a new idea on a "fire heating system," there is another explosion, and Meyers is heard screaming his head off at Mark... |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Mar.26 16:32 Let Episode #2:Meyers on Fire...BEGIN!!! |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Mar.27 04:24 Yahoo! |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Mar.27 21:37 (Awesome idea! I'm ready to begin!) |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Mar.28 03:20 *Walks back to his apartment* |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Apr.3 00:39 *is eating in his "Man Cave"**banging is heard from upstairs;of course, Meyers' room is just above his* HEY!!! BE QUIET!!! I'M TRYING TO WATCH SPORTS!!!! *is ignored* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Apr.3 00:40 *he and Mark are building their mini stove**they are constantly sending parts flying, tripping over one another, or whacking themselves with their hammers by accident* |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.3 04:22 *gets hit in the face with a part* *winces nonchalantly* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Apr.3 19:27 *drops a big box on his foot* OOWW!!!! OHHHH... *hops on one foot**trips on a hammer and falls on Mark* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Apr.3 19:27 *Mark helps him get up* Whew...we ready to try this out? Mark:Yep. Meyers:OK... *holds up a plug* Three...two...one... *plugs the plug (yes, redundancy) into the wall8 |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Apr.3 19:28 ** |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Apr.3 19:29 *ZZAAPP!!**smoke wafts from the mini stove* Uh oh... Mark:UGH!!! I failed!! It didn't work- *KABOOOOOM!!!!!!!* |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Apr.3 19:29 *jumps* |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Apr.3 19:29 *jumps* |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Apr.3 19:29 *jumps* |
| 15>Mike Giesel (College student), 21yo. | 2015,Apr.4 23:12 *jumps* |
| 5>Ashley Watson (College student), 21-22yo. | 2015,Apr.4 23:12 *jumps* |
| 7>Natalie Ross (Employee), 30yo. | 2015,Apr.4 23:12 *jumps* |
| 9>Kenn Summers (GD Employee), 38yo. | 2015,Apr.4 23:13 *jumps* |
| 10>Barb Piper (Retiree), 56yo. | 2015,Apr.4 23:13 *jumps* |
| 16>Amelia Stark (Job Hater), 26yo. | 2015,Apr.4 23:13 *jumps* |
| 19>Rob Stoew (Substitute teacher), 54yo. | 2015,Apr.4 23:13 *jumps* |
| 15>Mike Giesel (College student), 21yo. | 2015,Apr.4 23:14 *is downstairs watching basketball with Ashley* *the TV suddenly turns off, as well as some of the lights* |
| 5>Ashley Watson (College student), 21-22yo. | 2015,Apr.4 23:15 *looks at Mike in the darkness* Crap! I think we blew a fuse! |
| 15>Mike Giesel (College student), 21yo. | 2015,Apr.4 23:15 No, I think they did. *points to upstairs* |
| 15>Mike Giesel (College student), 21yo. | 2015,Apr.4 23:16 I guess I'll have to go in the lobby and see what's going on. Ashley: Hold up, I'm coming with. |
| 10>Barb Piper (Retiree), 56yo. | 2015,Apr.4 23:17 *Lay's Lightly Salted chips fly all over her* ACHOO!! WHAT WAS THAT?!? *the lights go out* *points to the door, half-sitting half-standing* *acts all heroic* To the lobby! *toddles off to the lobby* |
| 10>Barb Piper (Retiree), 56yo. | 2015,Apr.4 23:18 *sees Ashley and Mike upon arrival* Why, hello! What are you two doing down here? |
| 15>Mike Giesel (College student), 21yo. | 2015,Apr.4 23:19 Um, the lights went out...and we just wanted to see what was going on. *pretty soon, everyone else is filing down to the lobby* |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.4 23:20 *tries to apologize to Kevin* Hey, I'm sorry! I didn't know this was going to fail - Kevin: *cuts Mark off* I DON'T want to hear it. It's all over. *tries picking up the oven remnants* |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Apr.15 04:45 [X'D Oh my gosh. You made all your characters jump too. CLASSIC!!] |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 04:48 (It seemed necessary, haha! ) |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Apr.15 04:51 [Yep!!] |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Apr.15 04:51 With mistakes like this, Meyers Inc. will NEVER succeed!! |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 04:52 I'm sorry!!! Really I am!! *is begging for mercy* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Apr.15 04:52 You are FIRED!! FIRED, I say!! Mark:Well...OK. *sadly starts walking out, but touches a smoking piece of the mini oven**his pants are lit on fire instantly* |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 04:52 I promise this will never happen again- *picks up a teddy bear* Under the oath of this bear, I repeat this will never happen again! |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 04:53 *throws the bear down* *trudges out of the door* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Apr.15 04:54 *yells to Mark:* Hey, in case you didn't notice, your pants are on fire! *screams are heard* |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 04:54 *feels like crying, but doesn't* *isn't sure where to go* *collapses to the ground* |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 04:55 *mutters tearfully:* I need to watch some golf. |
| 9>Kenn Summers (GD Employee), 38yo. | 2015,Apr.15 04:56 *screeches* YOUR PANTS, MARK! |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 04:57 YIKES!! *has to smack his butt with his hands to put out the flames* *an eternal burn has been left on the rear end of his jeans* |
| 18>Anne Fielders (Worker at GD Inc.), 30yo. | 2015,Apr.15 04:57 *she and James are with Kenn and Co.* Mark!! |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Apr.15 04:57 Now THIS is something I gotta tell my buddies at work about. |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:00 [Note:The following is a bit of adult humor. No offense to anyone out there reading this.] Barb:OMG, his pants are hawt today! Humphrey:*smirks* Anne:Okayyy, that pushes it a bit. |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:02 Hey Mark, I would have wanted you to give me your pants. I have some HONEY BUNS that need warming! Some of the Others:Hee hee hee hee!! *they point at Mark* |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:03 *Mark stumbles out, unemployed, his underpants showing, and very embarrassed* |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:03 + 2 Hilariousness points to Barb Piper |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:03 + 2 Hilariousness points to Humphrey Bugbutt |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:03 + 5 Hilariousness points to Mark Murdock |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:04 *is embarrassingly enough wearing shamrock underwear* *enters his apartment, slamming the door hard* |
| 10>Barb Piper (Retiree), 56yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:05 Oh me oh my! What was that! |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:05 [OK, time to have Mark go around to certain places and ask people if they'll let him have a job. His first stop...a pizza place!] |
| 19>Rob Stoew (Substitute teacher), 54yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:05 CAN EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT UP?! I'M TRYING TO TAKE A NAP. |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:07 *decides to get up after a 72 hr golf marathon and find a job* *puts on a nice outfit and heads out* |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:08 *first stop: a local pizza parlor* *enters casually* |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:08 ["72 hour gold marathon." XD!!] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:09 + 3 Hilariousness points to Mark Murdock |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:11 *Mark goes up to the cashier guy at the pizza parlor, who is some other college student* Cashier:Yes? |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:12 Um, I'm looking for a job...have any positions avalible, by any chance? |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:14 Cashier:Wait...are you the guy who keeps making those prank calls asking if he can have a job and then ends it with some "JK" and then a terrible insult? |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:14 Cashier:'Cause if you are-GET OUT. |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:14 Well...maybe?...I mean- I don't know who you're talking about. |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:14 Wait wait wait WAIT!!! *is kicked out* |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:15 NOOOO!!!! *it then starts raining* *sighs* Great. |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:15 *Walks into the pizza place and sits down at a random table* *He then gets knocked off by an overweight man* REALLY TUBBY?!! |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:16 *Sees Mark leave* if you're looking for a job, you should check out Fix O Flat Tires. |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:18 Yeah. We'll see about that. |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:18 Wait - anything that gives me money, I'll take it. *takes on a Southern accent* A dollah makes me hollah! |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:19 I hear it pays like 11.75 an hour. |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:21 ....And it's STILL better than Walmart! *is getting a bit too excited for the new opportunity* |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:21 Cashier:*yells back at Mark:* YOU KNOW, YOUR FACE REALLY WOULD MATCH THIS JOB!!! IT'S A SHAME THAT YOU MADE SUCH STUPID PHONE CALLS!!! *laughs and goes back into the pizza place**hint hint:Mark's zits were part of the joke XD* |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:22 All you gotta do is put air into tires and clean them. I have one of there registration forms* |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:23 *makes a really lame "mean" face back at the pizza parlor window* |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:23 Overweight Guy: THE PIZZA HERE IS TERRIBLE! IM SUEING! |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:23 Okay...I'll take this place into consideration. Where is it? *is given directions by Ryan* |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:24 *Hands him a form* Fill this out before going though. |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:24 Y'know, I bet if I worked here...your pizza parlor wouldn't be threatned, pal. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:24 [gtg! *offline* I'll come back tomorrow, around the fixed times! I might be late.] |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:24 Okay. *finds a pen and scribbles out the application real quick* |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:25 (Bye!) |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:27 (Bye!) |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Apr.15 05:27 Good luck dude. Hope you get the job. *Gets up and leaves* |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Apr.17 00:51 [Sorry Izzy, but since you haven't been on here in a long time I'll have to remove your characters. Feel free to join again though!] |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Apr.30 03:46 Secret message to Gerald Dung |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Apr.30 17:14 Secret message to Mark Murdock |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Apr.30 17:16 *Mark heads to Fix O Flat Tires**as soon as he enters...* Fix O Flat Tires Employee #1:...WHOA, LOOK AT THOSE ZITS!!!!! |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,May.1 04:26 Ummm...okay...umm...I have a job application because I heard you wanted more workers?...Anyways, here. *hands it over* |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,May.1 04:27 Also...excuse my face, heh heh. I'm going to a dermatologist soon... |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,May.10 03:00 Employee #1:What's this junk?! *tears the application and throws it to the ground* Buzz off, hobo! Employee #2:What's going on?? *comes in* |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,May.10 03:02 Employee #1:Pizzaface here handed me something that I have no idea what it is. Employee #2:*picks up the pieces of the application and then punches Employee #1* GEORGE, YOU IDIOT!!! |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,May.10 03:03 Employee #1:What the h- Employee #2:You've driven out ANOTHER person eager to get a job! |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,May.10 03:04 Employee #2:That's it...GO FIX THE LEAK IN OUR SINK!!!! Employee #1:What...NOOOO!!!!! |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,May.10 03:04 Employee #1:*leaves, sobbing* Employee #2:*turns to Mark* Sorry about that...come back another time, OK? |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,May.15 16:50 *Walks into Fix O Flat Tires* ALRIGHT EMPLOYEES! LETS BEHAVE HERE! |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,May.15 16:51 *Sees Mark* Hey the new guy! Come into my office. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,May.16 20:05 (Sorry Joan) Mark:I'm not the new guy...they didn't hire me... Employee #1:*comes back in and looks at Ryan* Who the h**l are you? Employee #2:*whacks Employee #1* |
| Player 20 | 2015,May.16 20:32 Buying Apartment (x 2) |
| Player 20 | 2015,May.16 20:33 Rolling Item sided dice... Result=Apartment |
| Player 20 | 2015,May.16 20:33 Rolling Item sided dice... Result=Fruit (any kind) |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,May.16 22:09 *is now yelling at Ryan* YOU were the one who told me to come here! You're no manager, employee...whatever the h*** you think you may be at Fix O Flat Tires. |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,May.16 22:10 *turns to the employees* Thank you for your consideration. I bet your employment rate isn't high at all. I hope this place goes out of business. *marches out, in a sort of hilarious rage* |
| 2>Stephen King (CEO of Muffins Inc), 46yo. | 2015,May.17 06:41 *Puts up some HELP NEEDED signs around the area* |
| 2>Stephen King (CEO of Muffins Inc), 46yo. | 2015,May.17 06:42 The signs read: Welcome all readers! Doesn't matter if you're small or large, girl or boy! Come join the Muffin Inc! |
| 2>Stephen King (CEO of Muffins Inc), 46yo. | 2015,May.17 06:43 Do not need any experience and certainly will be payed well depending on hours! Come see us the address below. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,May.17 19:54 [Hi Leslie Summers! Welcome to the roleplay! Sorry, but your character is way too young. Please make her older-you can read the rules for more info about what age your character has to be. Also, please give us some info about your character.] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,May.17 19:55 *Mark sees the help needed signs and visits Muffin Inc....only to find that the signs have been lying and he will NOT be well payed at all XD* |
| 2>Stephen King (CEO of Muffins Inc), 46yo. | 2015,May.18 00:00 *Walks out and sees Mark* Oh hello there! |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,May.18 01:15 Hey...I need a job, and it looks like you have something to offer? |
| 2>Stephen King (CEO of Muffins Inc), 46yo. | 2015,May.18 03:41 Yeah... We do have something to offer. |
| 2>Stephen King (CEO of Muffins Inc), 46yo. | 2015,May.18 23:40 Yeah... We do have something to offer. |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Jun.3 04:49 Okay, I'll take anything you've got. |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:19 *unfortunately, Mark soon learns that the wages he would get aren't good, and the job that Stephen King wants to give him is even worse-Mark's gonna be the lab rat who's used for testing different chemicals put in the muffins and crap like that* |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:22 *horrified, Mark literally flees from Muffins Inc.* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:22 ~MEANWHILE...~ *is working on someone really weird-looking**hears a knock on the door* Come in! *doesn't look away from his work* |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:23 *comes in, looking around**sees Kevin and whatever the heck it is he's working on* Hey Kevin...how are things going without Mark and all? |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:24 Great! *it sure doesn't look great, though**his apartment is a mess, nothing is organized, and Kevin is making something that is just unidentifiable and cannot be organized* |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:25 [Note:I have to delete Barbie Doll and Leslie Summers because you never gave any info about them or fixed your characters' ages (they are too young). Sorry Euodia.] |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:26 Uh...you sure about that, Kev? |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:26 Yeah, I'm perfectly sure! *doesn't sound too sure-rather, he sounds very tired* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:27 *stands up straight**steps back to marvel at his work but trips on something**James has to catch him**after some awkward and physical moments, James finally gets Kevin back up on his feet* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:27 Thanks... |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:28 No problem. By the way, what is that thing you're building? |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:28 I...don't know. |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:29 But I'm still working on it! *continues to build it* James:Kevin, haven't you ever thought that you need help? Kevin:Help? Ha! Who needs help? James:Uh, YOU do, Kevin. |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:30 Seriously-you don't know what you're doing, you're not organized in any way, and...no offense, but...this place looks like a dump. |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:32 *opens his mouth to retort, but is interrupted when Humphrey comes in* |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:32 Hey James! Hey Kevin! *looks around* Man...this place looks like a dump! |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:33 *wrong character |
| 8>Humphrey Bugbutt (Unemployed Fat Guy), 38yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:34 Anyway, here have you been, James? You said you would come down and watch the Stanley Cup Blackhawks vs. Lightning game with me! |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:36 Sorry, I forgot about that...anyway, sure, I'll come down in a second. Humphrey:Okay! Remember-Ashley, Ryan, Barb, and Natalie have been waiting! |
| 14>James McKenzie (Ordinary Worker), 35yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:37 *Humphrey leaves* So, what do you say, Kevin? Think you should hire Mark again? Kevin:Well...yeah, sure. Yeah. James:Good, because I'm betting Mark needs you too. *leaves and goes downstairs to join Humphrey in his apartment/"man cave"* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:38 Yeah... *stands up from working on his...uh...object**kicks the thing, breaking it to pieces* No need for that anymore. *turns and looks around* Hm...this place looks like a dump. |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:39 ~SOON...~ *Mark comes running back from the nearest dump-he tried applying for a job there but got chased out by some workers there who thought he was an enemy of theirs who had the same bad complexion* |
| 17>Kevin Meyers (Meyers Inc. CEO), 45yo. | 2015,Jun.13 23:39 *as soon as Mark gets to the elevators of the apartment building, he finds Kevin waiting for him* |
| 2>Stephen King (CEO of Muffins Inc), 46yo. | 2015,Jun.15 23:36 (Hey Brunny, could you possibly delete the other Stephen King spot?) |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Jun.15 23:41 (Unless it's your character, that's fine.) |
| 12>Ryan Stark (College Student), 24yo. | 2015,Jun.15 23:42 *Walks into his apartment building and goes onto the elevator* *A very overweight lady steps into the elevator* Hey lady... Um haven't you ever hear of a gym? The lady: HOW RUDE!! *Hits him in the face with her purse. |
| 10>Barb Piper (Retiree), 56yo. | 2015,Jun.16 17:52 *was actually the fat person in the elevator* *continues to scream* You know, I had expected better out of you, Ryan Stark!! *huffs angrily* |
| 6>Mark Murdock (Student), 22-23yo. | 2015,Jun.16 17:53 *looks at Kevin, slightly afraid* |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Jul.9 17:19 [Sure, Jack. Seems like that person was trying to steal your character, anyway.] |
| 1>Gerald Dung (Head of GD Inc.), 49yo. | 2015,Sep.24 04:18 ~THIS ROLEPLAY IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED DUE TO LACK OF USE.. THANKS, PAIGE, JOAN, AND JACK FOR PLAYING!~ |
